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-I wonder what kind of lock does she have on her bike. It would be shame if it got stolen. Also, I can not comprehend how stealing bicycles is a thing in NL, it's sounds like eskimos stealing snow from each other.

-It's the Germans who are stealing them due to osmotic pressure.

-we wouldn't need those bikes if the russians and poles stopped stealing our cars.


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