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< Smithx10> So.... if Intels Processors are b0rked.... does that mean.... Intel ClearContainers .... are..... also... suspect :P :P :P
<@LeftWing> It means we should all pack and join the theatre is what it means.
< Smithx10> haha, LeftWing Lets farm?
<@LeftWing> That sounds too much like real work :P
< Smithx10> Verticle Cloud Farming :P ?>
< shbst> i think oracle secretly owns my apartment complex and thats why my lease isn't up for renewal
< shbst> they built some huge new office next to it in the 3rd year of my lease
< Smithx10> shbst: You'll know if you are being charged a support contract on random things in your apartment
< Smithx10> Door functionality....
< shbst> lol
< shbst> that would explain a lot of stuff
< Smithx10> Hot water....
< shbst> my apartment management is the worse
< Smithx10> Imagine if you had to call Dell support everytime your water wasnt hot
< shbst> well, i have a bathroom issue and its more of open a support ticket and then inquire about it
< Smithx10> "Please tell me your faucets Serial Number"
< shbst> i think they've been in like 10 times, and also a door problem
< Smithx10> "Is your faucet running 1 of the following operating systems?"
< shbst> (null)
< shbst> actually yes
< Smithx10> I once had a clearly inebriated dell contractor meet me at a colo to replace some drives lolol
< Smithx10> I have a great story about a "remote hand" doing something swweeeeet. Instead of pulling drive-0 from blade-0 out .... he decided to just pull all of blade-0 out :)
< Smithx10> "FUN"
< shbst> ouch
< Smithx10> Lets just say.... i went into the sad place
< shbst> are you usually on the phone with them while they are doing it?
< Smithx10> of course
< Smithx10> with ping -t going
< Smithx10> and ssh and like dmesg tail
< Smithx10> and "disconneced"
< Smithx10> I was like...... What did you just do?
< Smithx10> Awesome.... please put the blade back in..... "dials that department and informs them their service is down" :)
< shbst> there's been a minor disturbance (just watched some random arrested development episode in case you know what i'm talking about)