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gemelen ([personal profile] gemelen) wrote2014-12-29 03:19 pm

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-$5 is gas money again!
-...
-Remember why you could get 5 roast beef sandwiches for 5 dollars at arbys?
-Why?
-I don't know. But do you know who combustion engines work?
-Suck, squeeze, bang, blow.
-TIL OPs mom is a combustion engine